Tidbits 4.2.13

My conversation with Paige on the way home from school yesterday

 (She is in 1st grade)

Paige: Hey Mom, I learned geometry at school.
Me: Really? Tell me what you learned?
Paige: A polygon has at least 3 sides with straight closed lines and connected corners.
Me: Silence

My conversation with Quinn Sunday night when he was going to try to go potty.  But had a baby erection.

Quinn: Mom, something is wrong with my pee pee

Me: What is wrong?  Does it hurt?

Quinn: No, it has bones in it!  Feel it!

Me: How about we try to potty in a little bit instead?