Set Up: Quinn is laying on the living room floor under the
giant Horton stuffed animal watching The Voice while Paige is fluffing the
pillows on the couch. And I am just trying to hear one song without
interruption.
Paige: Quinn! What are you doing? Are you eating your
boogers!?!?
Quinn: No.
Paige: Yes you are! That is disgusting! You need a
tissue.
Quinn: Throw it in my hole. (meaning the opening between
Horton’s feet where you can see his face)
Paige: Here. You are going to get a hairy tongue.
Quinn: No I’m not, I always eat my boogers and my tongue’s
not hairy?
Paige: It doesn’t happen until you get big, when you are a
man. Then you will have a hairy tongue and you are never going to get a
wife.
Quinn: I’m never getting married.
Paige: Well you are NOT living with me.
….
….
Paige: I’M livin’ with MOM.
I can’t stop laughing.
