Tid Bits 11.2015

Set Up: Quinn is laying on the living room floor under the giant Horton stuffed animal watching The Voice while Paige is fluffing the pillows on the couch. And I am just trying to hear one song without interruption.

Paige: Quinn!  What are you doing? Are you eating your boogers!?!?

Quinn: No.

Paige: Yes you are!  That is disgusting! You need a tissue.

Quinn: Throw it in my hole. (meaning the opening between Horton’s feet where you can see his face)

Paige: Here.  You are going to get a hairy tongue.

Quinn: No I’m not, I always eat my boogers and my tongue’s not hairy?

Paige: It doesn’t happen until you get big, when you are a man.  Then you will have a hairy tongue and you are never going to get a wife.

Quinn: I’m never getting married.

Paige: Well you are NOT living with me.

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Paige:  I’M livin’ with MOM.

I can’t stop laughing.